Explore 275 alternative names for the penis, organised alphabetically for easy reference. The collection includes informal, regional, vulgar and creative expressions. Entries are listed as recorded in the founding source; their presence does not establish widespread usage or a verified origin.
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A
- Acorn
- Anaconda
- Appendage
- Arousal
- Aubergine
- Axe handle
B
- Baby-maker
- Bad dragon
- Baguette
- Banana
- Basilisk
- Baton
- Battering ram
- Bazooka
- Bed snake
- Beef bayonet
- Beef whistle
- Beer can
- Bellend
- Bells and whistle
- Bepis
- Bitch breaker
- Black flame dragon
- Bobby dangler
- Boink swatter
- Bone
- Boner
- Boomstick
- Bratwurst
- Breedstick
- Bulge
- Bushwhacker
C
- [Character name] Jr.
- Carrot
- Cattle prod
- Chode
- Chromosome cannon
- Chub
- Clitty
- Cock
- Cock-a-doodle-doo
- Cockatrice
- Cockito
- Cocklet
- Cornbeef torpedo
- Cosmic sword
- Cranny axe
- Cuckoo bird
- Cucumber
- Cum Blaster 9000
- Cum Cannon
- Cum gun
- Cunt destroyer
- Cyclops
- Cylinder
D
- Dagger
- Destroyer
- Diamond sword
- Dick
- Dih
- Dingaling
- Dingus
- Dipstick
- Disco stick
- DNA cannon
- Dong
- Donkey Kong
- Downstairs brain
- Drainpipe
- Drumstick
- Dude piston
- The D
E
- Eel of desire
- Effort
- Endowment
- Equipment
- Erection
F
- Firehose
- Flagpole
- Flesh rod
- Forbidden fruit
- Frog
- Fuckstick
- Fudge packer
G
- Gearshift
- Gentleman’s sausage
- Girldick
- Girlmeat
- Girth
- Glowstick
- Gock
- God rod
- Goo pipe
- Goonstick
- Groin gun
H
- "Himself"
- Ham candle
- Hammer
- Hard-on
- Hardness
- Heat-seeking missile
- Heavenly pillar
- Helicopter blade
- Him
- Hog
- Homo erectus
- Horsecock
- Hot Italian sausage
- Hotdog
I
- Instrument
J
- Jack’s magic beanstalk
- Jizz javelin
- Jizz tube
- Johnson
- Joystick
- Junior
- Junk
K
- King cobra
- Knob
L
- Lance
- Lap Howitzer
- Lap rocket
- Length
- Leroy
- Lightsaber
- Little friend
- Little general
- Little Richard
- Little soldier
- Long bong
- Long dingalong
- Love muscle
- Love sausage
M
- Machine
- Magic wand
- Maleness
- Man goodies
- Man in a trenchcoat
- Manhood
- Manifesto
- Mast
- Master of ceremonies
- Meat
- Meat mallet
- Meat pop
- Meat rocket
- Meatsaber
- Meatsicle
- Meaty sperm cannon
- Meaty stick
- Member
- Mighty spear
- Mushroom cap
- Mushroom stamp
N
- Needle
- Nether-weapon
- The Notorious Peen
O
- Old man
- One-eyed monster
- One-eyed snake
- Organ
- The Octagon
P
- Paintbrush
- Pathetic stub
- Pecker
- Pee-pee
- Peen
- Peenar
- Peepis
- Pepino
- Peter
- Phallus
- Piccolo
- Pickle
- Pied Piper
- Pillar
- Pillar of awesomeness
- Pink banana
- Pink pistol
- Pink tractor beam
- Pipe
- Piss stick
- Pisser
- Pocket rocket
- Pole
- Pork steeple
- Pork sword
- Pork torch
- Powerful oak tree
- Prick
- Pringles can
- Progenitor
- Propagator
- Pubic piston
- Purple-headed soldier
- Purple-headed yogurt slinger
- Pussy plug
Q
No entries recorded under this letter.
R
- Raging beast
- Rapier
- Red rocket
- Richard
- Rigid euphemism
- Rod
- Russell the love muscle
S
- [Species]hood
- Salami
- Sausage
- Schlong
- Schlongmaster 2000
- Schmeat
- Schmeenis
- Sensitive protrusion
- Serpent
- Sex shovel
- Shaft
- Shrimp
- Single serving soup dispenser
- Skin flute
- Snake
- Snickers bar
- Sniper rifle
- Soldier
- Spear
- Staff
- Stalk
- Stick
- Stick-shift
- Stiff turkey neck
- Stiffy
- Sword
T
- Tallywacker
- Thang
- Thick pink mast
- Thickness
- Thing
- Third leg
- Throat stretcher
- Thundersword
- Tickle stick
- Todger
- Tonker
- Tonsil tickler
- Tool
- Torpedo
- Towering monument to sin
- Trombone
- Trouser snake
- Tube
- Tubesteak
- Tummy sword
- Turgid meat popsicle
- Turtle head
- Twig
U
- Unit
V
- Velvet-wrapped steel
- Victor’s secret
W
- Wand
- Wang
- Washington monument
- Water hose
- Wee wee
- Weenie
- Weeping willow tree
- White hot python of love
- Whoopee stick
- Wiener
- Willy
- Willy wanker
- Winkle
- Womb raider
- Wood
- Worm
X
No entries recorded under this letter.
Y
- Yard
Z
- Zoinkrod
- Zucchini
Source and attribution
Based on the Reddit post The (nearly) definitive list of alternate words for penis, including its community contributions. Original author and direct source link will be credited once verified.
